Here I've lined up some lovely quotes or lyrics by famous people. They are found at the bottom of my emails, and are here make my site look big. Which they will probably fail miserably in doing. You can steal them and put them in your emails if you want. You could even memorise them and impress all your friends by butting in to a conversation, in the form of "I think Stalin said it best..." They will all think you're intelligent and will love you for it. Or they will hate you for being such a ponce and beat the living daylights out of you.

 

"I like my sugar with coffee and cream."
Beastie Boys

"I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"
Beck

"Come mothers and fathers/Throughout the land/And don't criticise/What you can't understand."
Bob Dylan

"I have tried lately to read Shakespeare, and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me."
Charles Darwin (good man!)

"I don't want the world to see me, because I don't think they'd understand."
The Goo Goo Dolls

"In the end, only kindess matters."
Jewel

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
John Lennon

"A single death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic."
Joseph Stalin

"Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
Mark Twain

"If a man hasn't discovered something that he would die for, he isn't fit to live."
Martin Luthor King

"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."
REM

"Eveyrbody hurts sometimes... Hold on."
REM again

"I am the Lord of the Dance Settee!"
Richard Herring

"I didn't lose my mind; it was mine to give away."
Robbie Williams

"Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy."
Spike Milligan

"Strongest minds
Are often those of whom the noisy world
Hears least."
William Wordsworth

"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me."
Winnie the Pooh

"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen